Posts Tagged ‘pregnancy’

My Mate Is a Stupid Mug

My best mate is cheating on his pregnant soon-to-be wife with two other girls. I just found out that one of them is also pregnant and is expecting almost the same time, and he says he’s trying to get the third one pregnant as well. I feel really bad because his soon to be wife is such a nice girl, she’s so sweet and just generally a really, really nice person. Honestly, I think she’s too good for the stupid mug. I really want to tell her but I don’t want to break them up and make things go tits up even before the baby is born. I can’t tell my girlfriend because she really likes her and I know she would tell her straight away. What would you do?

Pregnant women need the best state of mind.

What Would You Do?

I’m pregnant and the problem is this baby wasn’t planned. I’m not rich or anything but i want to keep it and do the best I can for him/her. However, my boyfriend wants me to get rid of it which I don’t believe in. His excuse is that he wants the child to have a good life, which I do understand, but how can it be so easy for him to get rid of our unborn child? I mean it’s all good to wait till you’re more financially sercure and all but I’ve worked all my life, I should be able to get a little help till I’m able to work again! I have told him I will have the child without him and he says he will hunt me down coz he don’t want no child of his being raised on benefits. Don’t get me wrong I do get his point, it’s not the tax payers fault the condom broke, but what if I can’t have children when I’m ‘financally ready’ or what if this abortion drives me crazy knowing I killed a baby that I have always wanted? What would you do?

If I was pregnant and I always wanted to be I’d be happy. Tell your boyfriend if now wasn’t the right time you wouldn’t be pregnant.

My Wife Wants To Have A Baby

We have been happily married for the past two years, but for the past six months my wife has been feeling broody and asking the big question when are we having babies? I’m reluctant to start just yet for a number of reasons and have been avoiding the question. Last night on our anniversary she gave me the following ultimatum: If she’s not pregnant by the end of the year she’s leaving me! I don’t want to lose her but I don’t want to have children either. The problem is that she’s deadly serious so what do I do?

Get a coin and flick it. I always pick tails.

I Got Her Pregnant…

I’ve been seeing this girl for a couple of months. It was meant to be casual (we met online) and all about fun but I realised she was falling for me and decided to end it. I still have feelings for my ex and think we may be getting back together. I emailed this other girl telling her I can’t offer her what she wants and that I thought it best to stop seeing each other. She then tells me she’s pregnant! Now what do I do?

If she is pregnant, what can you do? Tell her you don’t want it / be a good dad / tell your ex that you had an affair / and don’t be afraid you’re not the first. Sorry I can only give you suggestions.

What If She’s Pregnant?

The other day my girlfriend and I got drunk and had hot monkey sex. I came inside her accidently but I don’t think she knew because she was too drunk. I haven’t told her yet, but I’m scared that she might be pregnant.