Posts Tagged ‘kids’

Five A Day?

A nationwide survey that represented 1,103 parents with children between the ages of 0–14 found that many of them incorrectly believe that some treat foods which contain no fruit or veg contributed to the famous five a day. The survey found that some parents think that fruit flavoured sweets, spaghetti hoops and orange squash, fizzy cola, chips and jaffa cakes are all part of the five-a-day tally.

Jeez!

Surely, this must be a joke? Can someone please tell me that there are no parents in this country who honestly believe that giving a child a jaffa cake is the same as giving them an orange? And if we are so unfortunate as to have parents like that around, I’d like to know their ages.

Is it possible that the parents in question are some of the (far too many) kids who have kids?

I tell ya, they’d be better off staying in school and keeping their legs crossed at least until they can tell the difference between a cake and a fruit!

//Julie

Gay People and Kids

My best friend is gay, but I tell ya I wouldn’t have him and his boyfriend looking after my son! Don’t get me wrong, I wouldn’t have lesbians looking after him neither.

Where do men and men get off wanting to have children? Ain’t it something for a man and a woman? And if a man and a man have a child, shouldn’t it be a boy?

/Norm

Kids Need Good Role Models

I think we should have a kind of driving license for teachers. People who are only in the teaching profession for the money are, apart from being low-expectational under-achievers, never going to make good role models for our children. And I tell ya kids these days are in desperate need of some positive role models!

/Julie