These were sent to me on facebook today, so I thought I would share them with you guys and see what you have to say about them. Ready? Ok, here we go…
1. FOOD… Never stop cooking… If you do, dont get mad when he is at a next girls house getting a hot meal, which you have failed to provide… If your not going to cook, let him know 5 hours in advance so you both can make arrangements for him to get in the kitchen, go out and eat or get a take away. Dont pull a surprise when he gets back from a long day at work and say “oh babe there’s no dinner, sorry”!
2. NEVER think its acceptable to lose the plot… face wise, body wise, attitude wise! Familiarity breeds contempt!
3. OTHER DUDES 1… Lock them off!
4. OTHER DUDES 2… No moist/wet phones calls fullstop, and no standard phones calls after 9pm prime time.
5. OTHER DUDES 3… No bullshit like “I dont get on with girls”! AIR!
6. ETIQUETTE… Refrain from using road talk that you hear man dem using, i.e. “Fam”, “Cuz”, “Blud”, “You get me tho”, etc, its not cute! Be a lady!
7. FASHION… If he says it looks dodge, DONT wear it… “it looks dodge”… “Mr. Fake Baider” might think it looks live, but “Mr. Right” doesn’t…
8. DRESS… Look nice for him, not raves… If you want to dress nice for raves, and look a mess for him, what does that say about you?
9. STOP RAVIN’ .. party animals dont look like wifey’s.. (not saying there aren’t any “wifey’s” in raves, it just “LOOKS” that way). And if you did meet your wifey in a rave, WHY is she going back again?? She a wifey now, what you want a new guy, not enough swagger for you with the one you have?? Girls need to find other extra curriculum activities, like going to the library, theatre, play, go bowling, take a Spa day or suttin, other than sweating out their weaves to Tony Matterhorn! I’ll let you in on a little “home-truths” here… “serious” guys don’t like super RAVER chicks… That ones for free! If he does, then he probably raves more than you do, and has about 4 wifeys and your number 5! I’m not saying don’t enjoy your life… I’m sayin be more creative, find some girly activities to do…
10. FAMILY… If you have not met his family after 12 months… It means one of 2 things… A. HE HAS NO FAMILY! B. YOU NEED TO KEEP IT MOVIN!
Right… Guess thats me told then…
Julie x
